after feminism wins boob plate armor is gonna make a comeback but itll be like codpieces are where its funny and sometimes the cups have little faces on them and stuff
personally im walking in the club with two golden sneering gargoyle faces on my chest
I’m using these guys, and if people don’t say “What knockers!” frankly I’ll lose all faith in humanity.
i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter
